Me: Two in one!
Dan: What a bargain!
Me: That comes dangerously close to calling me cheap, sir.
Dan: My darling, a man could only ever hope to eventually afford the notice of one such as you after a life spent in thrift and economy. That I could find both such paragons in but one location is surely the result of some providence I scarce understand, let alone deserve.
Me: My ego is soothed. You are marvelous!
Dan: My pleasure.
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